How about a $50 check?

I’m not going to be subtle about this at all. I HATE school fundraisers. One of my biggest joys at leaving behind elementary and middle school was not feeling forced into fundraising for the school. We had to sell chocolate bars for $1. My mother wouldn’t allow us to go door-to-door and she wouldn’t take the bars to work because it was our fundraiser, not hers. That did not stop her, however, from eating the candy bars, tossing a $5 bill into the envelope and leaving us to cover the rest of with our allowance.

Inside the brochure

Inside the brochure

Needless to say, I dread my kid’s school fundraisers even more. The paperwork says: “No door-to-door! Only sell to friends, family and coworkers.” Obviously, the onus of selling these items is put on parents. That really doesn’t sit well with me. I’ve worked at so many places with pushy parents who actually try to cajole, chide or guilt you into buying things for their kid’s fundraisers. “You bought so-and-so chocolate, so why not buy my calendar?” or “I know you make more money than I do, so why not get the gift wrap?” It shouldn’t come as no surprise that I think those people are on top of my Crappiest Coworkers List.

The ouside of the brochure

The ouside of the brochure

But I’d take $1 chocolate bars over the stuff my kid’s school is selling. As you can see, it’s all sweets. Now, keep in mind, the school is all about healthy eating. The kids aren’t really allowed to bring cookies or junk food to school. So, it seems at cross purposes that they have to sell this stuff.

Also, I can not come to grips with paying $14 for a frozen cheesecake when I can make one fresh or go to a local bakery and get one, for cheaper. And today. These desserts won’t arrive for another 6 weeks.  The thought of trying to talk people into buying this no matter this cause is unconciousnable to me.

Which brings me to last issue with this fundraiser: Fools is broke. Our friends couldn’t afford a $14, my family is way too cheap to even consider and we work at home, so we are our own coworkers. Just who am I supposed to sell this to?

I have no objection to the school raising money, I wish they’d consider a bake sale or considering the low-income status of so many of the children, at least something more affordable. I do object to feeling forced into this situation. I do not like having to tell my daughter she can not participate in this because of the financial limitations. What is even more troublesome that this fundraiser is occurring because last year’s fundraiser not only did the PTA president get a lot of negative feedback from parents, but the company messed up the orders and never returned the money.

I vote next year, they do a car wash or a 5K walk.

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  • Many times, I'll just write a check and send it in. I'll contact the fundraiser chair and ask if I can send in a check... most of the time they think that sending in a check is a great idea. Also, one year the school did a "no fundraiser" fundraiser... where they just asked the parents to send in a check for $75... and be done with it. I think that this was fairly successful BEFORE the recession.
  • I hated the fundraisers that ask you to fill out addresses of everyone you know and then they'll "do the work for you". They have rallies to show the kids what prizes they can get if they turn in this many or that many. I told my kids straight up, "NO fundraisers." I will not spam my family and friends just so they can get a prize that I can get at the dollar store. Josh was adamantly against fundraisers and would say, "If you want to give money to the school, give money to the school, but NO fundraisers." Using the kids to get money in this manner on any part of the chain sends the wrong message.
  • I totally agree. That's what we told Ilia too. It's sucks that I spend so much time at home explaining ads on TV or the radio only to have them bombarded at school too.
  • Frankly, the best fundraiser that I've seen is scrip. Yes, it takes someone to permanently maintain the scrip program, but at least it's for things that you use everyday, not candy.
  • Well, here everyone loves voting in more money for schools via bonds. But what happens is that Schwarzenegger borrows the money then we never see it. The school had to cut $3M from their operating budget for this year and maybe even more next year.
  • Yeesh, they didn't learn from last year's debacle? That's one thing about getting old that you can look forward to: no more fundraisers. Until they reproduce, anyway.

    The reason they have to do the fundraisers is that everyone shits their pants when school taxes have to go up a penny. Morons don't seem to realize that it's an investment.
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