Man blames health drink for unwanted erection

29-year-old claims Boost Plus caused condition that required surgery

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NEW YORK - A man has sued the maker of the health drink Boost Plus, claiming the vitamin-enriched beverage gave him an erection that would not subside and caused him to be hospitalized.

And you think…”Wow! How much of that stuff did he drink?!?!” So you continue to read the article…

The lawsuit filed by Christopher Woods of New York said he bought the nutrition beverage made by the pharmaceutical company Novartis AG at a drugstore on June 5, 2004, and drank it.

Woods’ court papers say he woke up the next morning “with an erection that would not subside” and sought treatment that day for the condition, called severe priapism.

Did you see that? The guy who is suing for a ridiculously long erection is named Woods.

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